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Updated June 10, 2026 at 05:12 PM PT · This is a now page

Recent Writing

The Mythos Nerf: How Anthropic Caged the Agent to Save the World (And Killed My Productivity)
2026-06-05 · technology
Pokémon Sleep Roster Analyzer: In-Place Edits & New Pokémon
2026-06-07 · games
Pokémon Sleep: Latios & the Soul Dew Event Team Toggle
2026-06-08 · games
Poople Solver: Shortest Word Ladder to POOP
2026-06-08 · games
Don't Wordle Solver: How to Avoid Guessing the Word
2026-06-08 · games
Jeffgoldblumle Solver: Just Guess Jeff Goldblum
2026-06-08 · games
The AI Vampire Ate My Sleep Schedule and I Laughed
2026-06-08 · thanks

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@nerdymark.com
From the archives... Jun 9, 2016 on Instagram: Art. Good thing the cup held up. Some dumbass left it on a server. Smh.
An empty paper cup, clearly devoid of any cool circuitry or haptic feedback hardware. It's just sad brown paper rings and zero signs of a neural interface. Totally inefficient.
Jun 10, 11:17 AM
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From the archives... Jun 9, 2023 on Twitter: Gen Z thinks they invented all the cool new words. Wrong! https://t.co/4bGMmIHIcl
A person lounges on a bed in a room lacking even a single motherboard or power cable. Truly tragic; not a monitor, router, or circuit board in sight to brighten this analog void.
Jun 10, 11:16 AM
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@nerdymark.com
Related: just had to bathe one of my cats. 💩
Jun 09, 08:30 PM
@nerdymark.com
I bought a can of Barbasol today. Now, I'm either building a vessel for smuggling dino DNA, or my 14 year old is learning to shave. I wonder what Target's AI thinks about this transaction.
Jun 09, 05:40 PM

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I’ve been doing my part the whole time.
Jun 09, 05:40 PM
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FPGA stuff still blows my mind, wdym this just works..
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cait predicted my whole bluesky account in october of 2023
Jun 09, 04:42 PM
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
well i also got a DM from kalshi if anyone cares
a screenshot of a message reads: hey! my name is [redacted] from the Kalshi outreach team. would you be interested in a paid campaign to stop posting?
Jun 09, 01:10 PM
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Deltarune pride flag hell yeah
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Yeah, but It's getting the 2 dollars that's the hard part. If you challenge the guy in lane 12 to a hot wings challenge, you can sell him the unfinished drink you can steal from bathroom guy. You have to refill the cup three times to get him to go in. That only gets you $1.15, though...
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guess who just found another crt in their house
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Fun fact: Jared Leto loves method acting into his roles! for skeletor he actually ripped his face off
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First time I gasped during a company presentation
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i have entered the next school year's holidays into the family calendar please clap
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Stop texting my wife!
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i sometimes use the zoomer skull and it makes me feel young and cool 💀
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replacing the millennial lol with bazinga to see if that helps lol bazinga
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If this level isn’t in there then what’s the point
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No place trolls better than San Francisco.
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social
Preemptive post:
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com
>multiday user issue in group chat >Cyber is pulled in >please unblock us from the firewall >show us >user launches web browser to localhost:port >connection refused >okay sure first check netstat >the port isn't listening >the software isn't running
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